Phil

Description
Phils are a race of thy black-and-white monitor lizards native to British Colombia.

Origins
In thy March of 2018, Derrick Hashslinging turned black. After much incessant pondering, Derrick decided to kill himself and Noris Kneecap. He did this by crashing his private jet (with Noris Inside) into a forest in a small secluded peninsula of Canada. After some time hadeth passed, Noris decided to go lizard hunting, and after he returned, he put the lizard's head on a pike, attached said pike and head to the inside of a cabin, and named the lizard Phil, for arbitrary reasons. Later that day, Noris felled a tree that destroyed thy cabin, and blamed it on Phil. Derrick grew angry, and said that no Phil can be placed inside; that would now be considered 'Philmongering'. Ever since this event, all lizards on thy peninsula were named 'Phil', and many were slaughtered.