Womenfolk

Thy womenfolk are thy second species of humans (the other being thy men). They are useful for thy three things: Although you are fecked if thy trieth this: Other than for their obvious uses, thy womenfolk are thy useless belligerent fiends and should be beaten daily.
 * Cooking, sorted.
 * Cleaning, sorted.
 * Thy intercourse, noice.
 * Literally anything else.