Noris Kneecap

Description
Thy Ser Noris Nosferatu Kneecap, more commonly known as Noris Kneecap, was born on thy 27th of November, 1818, and he later died on thy 31st of December 1907. All was not lost, as he was resurrected on the 27th of November 2002. He is a rather stout and moustached midget, standing at three feet and twelve inches. He usually wears a black bowler hat, sunglasses, and whatever bodwear he wishes.

History
Rather coincidentally, Noris was born on thy first day of thy Noritial Age. He hatched from his mother's kneecap, who had been alive since 2630 BD, and he immediately grew a moustache, found a suit and bowler hat, and murdered 23 people for no apparent reason.

He lived his uneventful life as an uncouth midget blacksmith until Derrick Hashslinging showed him thy error of his ways in 1907. He was shortly killed by Derrick due to a squid-related dispute. His grave was desecrated by an owl in 2002, and this made him so angered that he came back to life in order to vigorously ravage thy owl. In 2013 DD, he flew to San Andreas, and moved in to Paleto Bay. He lost a few games of golf and won a few of tennis to Derrick Hashslinging until 2018, when he was almost killed in a plane crash (see Phil), and was forced by circumstances to found thy nation of Hashton Upon Heath. He currently finds himself often fighting thy belligerent fools who inhabit the peninsula.