Thy Tome

Thy Tome is thy most revered document across all noritial and derritial places. It documents thy true history of thy Heavens and thyHeath. It was written by thy Kinky Neil Cult at thybeginning of Time. Since the Jews destroyed all copies of thy fabled document, below is thy free digital copy.

I. In thy Beginning, there was abso-fecking-lutely nouhgt.
===II. So thy Salted Fetus squealed, I shalt expel Rectumage, for I love  thee. ===