Nog volunteer

Origins
Thy origins of thy nog volunteer are very uncouth. It all started on one cold December night in thy 1857, that particular night was thy night thy great, wondrous and most fabled Ser Derrick Hashslinging encountered a rouge nog. He discovered this rouge nog while he was heading towards his mothers Avocado peeling shed, thy shed was very run down it was made out of an old oak tree which they found upon a heath. When thy great, wondrous and most fabled Ser Derrick Hashslinging walked by the rouge nog he simply gave the rouge nog a swift and thorough head-butt, once the head-buttage had come to an end thy Ser Derrick Hashslinging carried on upon his walk. Thy rouge nog didn't give up on Ser Derrick Hashslinging, thy rouge nog exclaimed to Ser Derrick Hashslinging "Ser please I would appreciate it if you would ponder yourself in my direction and give me sometime to explain my presence." Ser Derrick Hashslinging's Interests were peaked upon hearing the nog exclaim in his direction, so thy Ser Derrick Hashslinging crawled towards the blooded rouge nog and pronounced to him "Explain your presence then you [nogular]heathen. Thy rouge nog then announced to Ser Derrick Hashslinging "Hello my lord, I volunteer to be your nog volunteer." Ser Derrick Hashslinging was thrown back by the rouge nogs proposition to be his nog volunteer, Ser Derrick Hashslinging then said "Ok I will have my existing droopy slave executed so we have the accommodation in [Hashton Manor] for your presence as my nog slave...I mean volunteer.

Uses
nog volunteers were a very helpful specimen thy can cook, clean, repair broken objects and carry homicide upon belligerent neighbours if needed. Can also be used as footular attire if required.

Punishments
A list of punishments that can legally be inflicted upon your nog volunteer;

Whipping-can also be whipped with a cat fur belt.

Swift-headbuttage

Beating with a blunt chair leg

Strangling with miscellaneous pubes

Abolishment of the use of domesticated nog volunteers
The use of domesticated nog volunteers was abolished in 1865 by a heathen known as William Wilberforth.