Nogular Genesis

Description
In the year 5001 BD, thy Nogular Genesis occurred. As Marie the Marine Animal jumped from thy Blasted Seas, and landed on the Fields of Randand in order to lay eggs, she ruptured her eighth flipper, spewing out bountiful pus. From thy wretched black pus crawled thy first nog family. They were all named Tyrone, apart from Nana Jabari.