Meats

Meats are thy most beautiful form of matter. They shalt be found across thy Blasted Heath in all thy animals. And thy men, if thee art so inclined to munch upon men, and commit thy bumulations.

Description
Meats come in thy many shapes and thy many sizes and also varyful colourations. Thy meats can be fatty, thinny, moist, or oddly smelling. Meats are harvested from thy creatures of thy heath, and it is recommended that thy animals are raped before their belligerent murder follows. Be sure that thy meats are vigorously dried before consumption, as cooking is strictly prohibited.



Uses
Meats have many bountiful purposes, such as food, nog beating tool, child rubbing device, currency, and chicken rape.

History
Ever since thy Blasted Heath was blessed with meats, they have been used for much sexual pleasure by all men, and even thy womenfolk.