Water People

Description
Thy Water People have been described by thy Derrick Hashslinging as being thy most sexual lesbian mermaids. Thy humble nog volunteer writing this believes that Derrick is thy odd man with thy strange kinks. Each Water Person stinks of eggs and is a taxidermist.

History
When Derrick Hashslinging dropped thy 'good Christian' ways, he ingested many aciduous chemicals, and 'became' a pet fish. He saw thy water people before him, living thy lives and diminishing of thy oldering ages.